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My doctor conveniently forgot to mention that my new meds have the shitty symptoms of an MDMA come-down when I first start to take them.
Thanks, Doc. I only have a final exam tomorrow.
My fetishes include men giving me large sums of money and then never, ever talking to me again
Stephen Fry interviewing Simon Lokodo, Uganda’s Minister for “Ethics and Integrity”
some town in alberta was the coldest place in the world today.
in the whole world.
the whole fucking world.
colder than antarctica.
SHOUTOUT TO YYC!
I wish coffee didn’t have as much caffeine because I love the taste but if I drink more than two cups a day, my anxiety goes through the roof.
….but decaf is the worst. You see my dilemma?