Tina Fey about women and science.
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
One of the main reasons I am friends with film students. They always have a camera. And the pictures turn out amazing.
The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman Portraits - 2013 Sundance Film Festival
I NEED HIM IN MY LIFEEEEEE
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
I did that with a math assignment in Grade 8. Sorry Bogna.
And a slip that said I was suspended for a week….because I was going on vacation the whole next week anyway. Sorry Madame Chouinard. Grade 8 was a wild year for me.
How my room mates and I console each other.
The reason Canadian’s are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
Fall in love with someone who will treat you like Kanye treats Kanye